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n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"
"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
Prior to the moment of ejaculation, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.
Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.
Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"
P2: "Ergh. Spider web."
P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.
Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!
Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.