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One who owns at making shit happen!
Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!
A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!
A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!
Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
The act of logging onto a social networking site and rapidly liking a status/post before immediately leaving the website.
Not to be confused with Ninja-like
"Dude, she's not online. She just ninja liked your status, that's all."