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Individual pieces of a bloody tampon
When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
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If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:
A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.
A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"
Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".
Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
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A person that has to have everything logical
Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights
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When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.
I.E. a douche.
You: LALALALALALALALLA
Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.
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A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.
Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.
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