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Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019


Jake

One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.

Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.

“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes

by geminigod February 25, 2022


Jake

Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.

Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.

by Johncena2021 November 16, 2020


Jake

Jake is a fortnite kid that simps for 38832993 girls a day and thats it no really thats it JAKE DOSENT GET CAKE

Jake

by Kskdkf March 26, 2022


Jake

Jakes are the nicest people you'll ever meet. seems to never have any drama with any and has an amazing smile. he has an amazing personality and enjoys playing sports. truly a nice kid that does not get involved in beef and is a very peaceful person to be around.

Person 1) I got issues with half the people i run into Im glad i meet up with Jake even with all this drama I never felt so at peace when am with Jake .

Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean

by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023


Jake

A slang term from Cleveland basically referring to someone for something as corny.

"Man that shits Jake"

"You a Jake ahh mfk"

by Urd3adb3atdad May 25, 2024


Jake

Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.

Jake is not good news!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020