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bitch

Michael is a bitch

by weemstar March 8, 2022


Michael

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.

"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."

by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022


Michael

Damn the lil nigga been getting so much motherfuckin money!

I need me a man like Michael

by Racko102111111 November 25, 2021


Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021


Michael

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

by Chromaland August 20, 2021


Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

by Jade Hale February 26, 2018


Michael

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14

His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything

by My name is Michael March 6, 2022