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Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot scissoring action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.
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When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.
Did you hear about Jim?
Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
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When a girl grabs your dick trying to give you a hand job, but decides to shift your dick like a car. (Preferably by a girl named julia.)
Julia stick shifted me so bad last night.
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A fresh dog poo in the snow during winter
Dude, my dog totally left a steamy stick in the neighbors yard!!
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When he sits on your face and fucks your mouth
Girl he was pogo sticking my mouth so hard that i choked!
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The opposite of a stick up.
Instead of robbing someone, you return what was taken.
"This is a stick down!.. here's you're money back, sir!"
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