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#1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

Abby

Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

by DERPEEDERP November 2, 2022


The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024


universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 25, 2024


The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.

The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 17, 2019


Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.

I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.

by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023

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Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024


Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 20, 2021