that's what she said!

A term with no real meaning, just used to annoy that of your friends/enemies. Usually turns a non-sex realted topic into one of that kind.

Asshat#1: "What's the deal with your cell phone?"

Asshat#2: "Yeah, it's really small."

Asshat#3: "That's what she said!"

Asshat#1: "Zing!"

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what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked

"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"

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whats good

Slang term that originated in urban areas

Whats something that you good at you can do to me - meaning a blow-job

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That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

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That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

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what happened next

Click bait to get you to go to the story.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

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