Cheese Dick

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish

1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.

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Cheese Baller

An overconfident basketball or dodgeball player, usually tall, and male. A group of Cheese Ballers will typically be given a nick name by the leader of the group.

i.e. The Big Cheese, Swiss Cheese, Stinky Cheese, Nacho Cheese etc.

The Cheese Ballers killed it at the basketball game against their rival team! at least they had The Big Cheese and Wolf Cheese to keep up the pace.

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After Cheese

The Left over cheese in the box of a McDonald's :Big Mac,Double Quarter pounder with cheese, & just a plane cheese burger.

Wow.That was a good burger.Time to scrape off the AFTER CHEESE.

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Cheese Queen

Slang for a Gay Man who favors Uncut Cock. (referring to the fact that if not cleaned, the uncut member produces a cheese like residue known as "Smegma"

He is a total "Cheese Queen".

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Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.

John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.

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the cheese mullet

while reciveing head from a partner of either gender, and the reciever places 2 bowls of cheese doddles on either side of the givers head. This way they can enjoy the pleasure of cheese doodles and head at the same time. When they are finished, the reciever wipes the excess cheese dust into their partners mullet.

"hey Drew - whats all that cheese dust doing in your hair?"
"oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!"

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cheese eating

cheese eating is to give oral sex with the intention of swallowing the sperm

She's such a cheese eating freak!
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

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