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people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.
dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO
The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.
Good morning Dad
Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now
where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk
The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.
DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.
The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?
Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?
Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.
A simple why to tell a new father
Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice