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When something is so good its the equivilant of bangin some ass.
This piece of grilled chicken really bangs ass.
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I ripped ass in class and got everyone crackin up.
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The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.
Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
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My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed
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a big ass.
a black girls ass.
check out that girls ghetto ass. DAYMM
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The weird feeling you get on your butthole after you take a shit from eating hot or spicy food. It is an itchy, tingly feeling that you cannot scratch.
"Yo. How many wings did you eat at Cluck-U yesterday?"
"I ate 50 but it totally wasn't worth it, I had the worst spicy ass afterwards."
"I know what you mean."
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Only a real Jack ass would interrupt a teenager at an award show and embarrass her like that.
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