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Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Alex
Alex: A lad who like to cum everywhere especially on the walls and in lasses hair and makes her clean it up
Guy 1: Dude is that a fucking simp
Guy 2: No that’s Alex
Guy 1: Whatever same thing
An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface
*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!
A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker
Hey Alex what’s up
Alex: FUUUUUUCK OFF U STUPID BIIIIIIIIIITCH
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He’s a strong man with a sensitive and sweet side. He’s ripped and has the girl of his dreams. Alex is probably too good for you, and Alex is super genius!
Isn’t that Albert Einstein? Nope that’s Alex!