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An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
the best fucking place only downside is that they only have piss I mean Pepsi products
I banged the waiter at apple bees
the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.
Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.
"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).