Random
Source Code

oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.

Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!

by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009


THE Bean Scene-sations

A group composed of three young lads whom religiously pass the georgia line, pray to the sweaters of bill cosby, and quote everything quoatable that could ever be quoted.

memebers consist of

Philis Austrialaaaa(the hankinator appreciator)
BEEFoid los angelies(Rosie o'donnels personal assistant extrodinare)
Shellaphant Grylls(the bean scene queen)

Bean enemies-Squeencie and the Turfs

Been seen is a seen of human beings.human beings seen to make beans.

the bean scene-sations sing cher whilst quoting bear.

by Debbieslaughteringeyeballs July 11, 2008


hopped up on the bean

The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.

Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.

by magurkin52 September 14, 2013


nigga jelly beans

The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.

Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?

by eel79 March 21, 2008


Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009


pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels August 16, 2008


cool beans

A Yahoo chat room term, (invented in 1996, by Kd_kid and Blackwidow001), which means that one thinks highly of something.

That is exciting = Cool beans!

by kdsnail May 05, 2006