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To master bate
When you are home alone and you are done game of thrones you flick your bean
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Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".
"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"
Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"
Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"
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A group composed of three young lads whom religiously pass the georgia line, pray to the sweaters of bill cosby, and quote everything quoatable that could ever be quoted.
memebers consist of
Philis Austrialaaaa(the hankinator appreciator)
BEEFoid los angelies(Rosie o'donnels personal assistant extrodinare)
Shellaphant Grylls(the bean scene queen)
Bean enemies-Squeencie and the Turfs
Been seen is a seen of human beings.human beings seen to make beans.
the bean scene-sations sing cher whilst quoting bear.
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An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.
Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.
Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.
Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!
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The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.
Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.
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The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.
Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?
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A chair for people that have failed in life...
Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.
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