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When you fart after someone cums in your ass
0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass
When you nut in someone's belly button
"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."
I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty
A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.
Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.
Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.
Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam
Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.
Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time