This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.
I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.
David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
Wow you are amazing like David Kingdon!
A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur
Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard
David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur
When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
"That David nisewonder dude is a bad ass motherfucker! "
An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”