E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

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e-shout

When somebody shouts on e-mail or chat sites on the web. Usually (but not always) all in caps and at somebody else.

(Online) Eg 1:
Meg: WOULD YOU IDIOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID "Jo Bro" CONCERT ALL READY?!?!? IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: NO! It was a-MA-zing!!! And you need to stop e-shoutiong at us.
(Offline) Eg 2:
Matt: I'm so sick of Joe e-shouting at us all about how we lost the game!

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e-bagged

Getting teabagged on the internet. Can occur via webcam, or through misleading links.

I totally e-bagged Chris on webcam last night.

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E-Girl

a type of emo/goth personality that first became popular on tiktok. E-girls are known to wear black and white long sleeved striped shirts with a graphic tee. They have a very specific makeup style. This is usually using hot pink or black eye shadow and dark black winged eyeliner with blush pink lip gloss and lots of medium pink blush. The most important part of looking like an E-girl is having little black hearts drawn under your eyes. This is supposed to represent their tears. If you know what a VSCO girl is, an E-girl is basically the opposite.

Yeah, your friend Madison is such an E-girl.
Ugh, with all that black and white, you'd think she was an E-girl.

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E-girl

What the devil created to keep men horny all the time.

Me: Ah, what a perfectly fine day! Time to do some spring cleaning!
Me a second later: *randomly opens tik Tok and sees a barely legal brunette twerking on camera*
Me: Oh no... must.. not.. resist..... fapping.....
*hand instantly grabs penis*
Me: ARGHHH!! CURSE YOU DEVIL AND YOUR E-GIRLS!!!!!!

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e-folio

An electronic version of a persons work samples portfolio; Allows easy presentation of work samples to prospective employers/clients. Generated as a PDF (or other suitable format) file easily transferred via email for on screen viewing.

BACKGROUND
I applied for a job out of province that wanted to see my portfolio. I used the Adobe Creative Suite to build a document featuring writing, photography, and design samples that was at a resolution suitable for on-screen viewing and thus small enough to email. I dubbed the end PDF product my 'e-folio', as was written on the title page.

Employer: Can you provide us some writing samples?
You: Of course, I'll send you my e-folio.

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E-jected

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.

Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"

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