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Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.
It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!
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e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook
tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!
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When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!
Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
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Similar to phone tag. The act of playing tag with someone on facebook, or when chat is an epic fail.
"You go offline, then online, then offline, then back online. I feel like we're playing facebook tag
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To curse or say something derrogatory towards a person or a post on Facebook upon seeing it/them.
Bill has Facebook Tourettes when he sees Jill's new status.
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A gay loner who takes everything that is said on facebook literally. Someone who thinks that everyone is talking about them whether or not the comment was posted on the victims wall or the alleged suspect's.
Quit being a facebook queer my life doesn't revolve around your sorry ass. I wasn't talking to your butthurt ass. Go take some Zoloft kiddo.
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When a person use the poke function on facebook on you.
Person 1: ''i am gonna facebook rape that fucker'' 'click'
Person 2: 'logs in to facebook'
Person 2: ''OMG no iv'e been facebook raped!
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