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The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile
I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.
When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
The hair underneath your belly button leading to your genitals.
Man, i guess its time for me to shave my happy trail, its starting to get wild and nasty!
The path of hair leading from a dudes belly button to his dick.
Richard! Put your shirt back on! No one wants to see your nasty happy trail, you Dick!
An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.
Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"
Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.
“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “