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When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them
Man: my wife gives brain every day
Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her
When you start missing/talking about someone
Man: my wife always gives me brain
Man2: my wife doesn’t so she’s gone
The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*
Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"
Person: *starts doing some work*
Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"
Person: *takes brain out of skull*
Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"
The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.
A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.
What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!
Hello how is your big brain doing today?
A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.