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A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
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Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.
Why?
Why?
Hey Daddy I smack these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cherrios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my dipar everywhere I go
Like to hop hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants now its runny
I go Ungnt-Ungnt, think thats funny?
I stuff my dipar with all my money
Hey daddy jesus your a sausage!! ugh ugh
The bible was such a funny not real book, my favourite character was Jesus
That funny guy your middle age mom, 90 Year old grandpa and a couple of the neighbor kids talk about
They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?
You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half
jesus is the love of my life and will continue to be forever
A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.
"Jesus cheated on me again*