When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”
“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”
Sorry excuse for a quarterback.
Man that QB is such a Jake Bentley. We need a real QB
Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"
"Jake-o"
Best guys on Earth.
Youtubers,Viners,Actors and Rappers.
Le Person 1:Yo who are Paul brothers?
Le Person 2:Jake and Logan Paul.