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Mainstream Music

Cancer

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

by Eddie the Head May 23, 2022


The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Someone who kinda exists August 3, 2020


mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023


Elevator music

The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load

When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors

by Leviathan 666 March 6, 2021


Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017


Musical Madlads

We now present our nation: The Group of Musical Madlads, dubbed A Discord Server Council with the most professional and intellectual Discordians of Discord in all the History of Discord. Our official curse word is “hecl.”

I wanna be the Musical Madlads USSR Swamp Water!”

by Dank9799 June 10, 2019


Nick Smith Music

Objectively mediocre music made by unfeeling machine. Lacks passion and milk

Whoa that nick smith music is lacking milk

by CUCK POPE December 6, 2021