A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?
Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.
Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.
You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja
shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
When you throw a fart into a persons face.
She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.
When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.
The spawn of death himself
I’m a ninja fanboy
You uncultured swine
the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.