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Risky nut

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room

Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.

by Ise tee January 20, 2020


The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020


Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.

Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?

by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023


nut lover

A nut lover is a person with an afinity and obsession with nuts and loves them in their mouth.

Hillary is a nut lover.

by zack loves sushi June 30, 2018


nut grappler

a really cool girl. who enjoys nuts. (testicles)

dude i was with that girl last night, she's a total nut grappler.(:

by jwbislame May 17, 2010


Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.

" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.

by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 2, 2019


thump nut

A game played where one will try to thump their opponents testicles.

The University of Alabama has a Fraternal thump nut league.

by CMS744 January 27, 2016