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When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"
"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."
"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
where you bamboozle someone into looking at a picture of Link from The Legend of Zelda
“Hey, i just Link Posted that streamer with a video of Link titled ‘Top Ten French People’”
Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse
He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.
Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work
Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.
Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot
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