If you are part of the Potato corner Religion and a Potato Corner Follower (These words are by me in the Urban Dictionary)you will be accepted into the Potato corner Cult. Your leader is Hiro(Me) and we will have to pray to the lords who make fries for us.
Join the Potato Corner Cult if you are a Potato Corner Follower
potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"
Ex.-'Jaron'
that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.
Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes
A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.
Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.
An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.
Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!
Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy
Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe