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119 Rat Matrimony

This is the academy that focuses on the most beautiful girl in the world princess Thivya whom is absolutely perfect in every way possible such as her eyes, smile, blush, nose, ears, laugh, voice, hair, hands, forehead, and is crowned the 24/7 beauty princess. Her favorite song is "O Divya O Divya" but it should definately be changed to O Thivya because holy shit she is soo damn beautiful and I can't get enough of her. The Hawaii academy loves her beauty that is hotter than their volcanoes and she is soo beautiful that even coconuts would smile. A certain academy is planning on doing research on her beauty by doing moves on her and beating her in a staring contest in order to make her admit that she is absolutely perfect. I love her and so does the rest of the 119 Rat Matrimony Academy because as soon as you see her it is like a ray of sunshine. Actually you know what, it's not even a ray of sunshine it's the entire sun that lights up whenever the Rat Matrimony listens to her jokes and see her beautiful smile.

- Brooo join the 119 Rat Matrimony the princess is so god damn beautiful
- Are you sad or tired and need something to brighten up your day? Well go to 119 Rat Matrimony to see beauty and get inspired

by Onions&ThivyaAdmirer March 30, 2022

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Get Your Rat Out

A phrase that is believed to have first been used in the town of Blackwood, South Wales by boy racers cruising up and down the high street to get the attention of good looking female members of the population.
"Get Your Rat Out" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Get Your Rat Out" has been shortened to just "Rat Out". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just "Rat", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Rat Out” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies.

"Oi Love! Get Your Rat Out!"

by FoxThree June 13, 2006

795đź‘Ť 72đź‘Ž


stank right hood rat

*As seen on Impractical Jokers*

Meaning a woman who is technically a crazy whore, has crooked teeth, and has a large stench.

"Dude, I saw Shaquisha yesterday."
"Man, she's a stank right hood rat!"

by ObamaTastesGood January 30, 2015

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James Island swamp rat

An individual who lives their entire life on an island 2 miles south of the battery in Charleston. The typical hobbies of a James Island swamp rat include drinking every waking moment and being obnoxiously loud and destructive in common social settings.

We had a great time out in Charleston last night until the JI swamp rats showed up and got us kicked out of the bar. Typical James Island swamp rat behavior.

by WandoWarrior May 2, 2017

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Stupid, stupid rat creatures

1. int. a term often used by the heroic cast of the graphic novel series Bone, whenever the two main rat creatures do something unquestionably stupid

2. int. a term used to show disgust towards people who have done something really stupid, usu. when this results in major inconvenience to you and/or them and usu. with "rat creatures" substituted for the people you wish to insult

"Those rat creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me on this frail, little branch!" - Fone Bone
"Stupid, stupid rat creatures!" - Fone Bone when the rat creatures follow him on the frail, little branch

by Syckls June 29, 2003

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Ice Up the Whole Rat

A catch all phrase created by “The Letter’s Page” podcast to describe a situation that usually involves overkill! Some ways this phrase can be used include -

1 - completely solving a problem.
2 - stalling/procrastinating something for a long period of time.

3 - creating a large problem/challenge.

4 - literally completely covering something or someone in ice.

1 - “Hey Boss, Mr. Chomps and I finally figured out how to ice up the whole rat and finish those robots you needed! It was Bot-Tastic!”

2 - "I completely forgot about my proposal that’s due tomorrow for this genetic experiment! I've just been icing up the whole rat to finish it up!”

3 - "I really iced up the whole rat when tripped over this ancient relic in my friend’s attic, I hope she doesn’t notice… I’m sure it will all work out though!”

4 - “Did you hear what happened to Paul last week? He left his window open during that ice storm and really iced up that whole rat!”

by KingNimbus May 29, 2022


Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011