Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT

Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"

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out of town rule

The ability to have your way with as many pillows as possible when your significant other isnt there

Man when my girlfriend isnt here, I just cant help but use the out of town rule, those pillows are getting very expensive.

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3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

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3 Day Rule

If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.

Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!

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Dems Da Rules

dey r de rules

Person A- ur not gonna grass me up 2 de police, r u
Person B- Na, loyalty innit, dems da rules

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3 Second Rule

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

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Rule of Thumb (for women)

It is acceptable for a woman may hit her abusive husband with a skillet or frying pan with a base thickness equal or less than that of her thumb.

This rule was created in response to the idea that suggests social allowance for a man to hit his wife with a switch of thickness no greater than that of his thumb.

"When he came to, he realized he couldn't be mad as she had not broken the rule of thumb (for women)"

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