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The crew you always wanted to be a part of because even though they straight edge af, they seem to be having nothing but the best time all the frikken time. They may sing kum bay ya but they sing it with harmonies so it's all good.
They will stick up for the little guys, will smile at the big ones. The God Squad girls are always 10s, the dudes 7s.
Who's that group over on the grass?
oh, that's the God Squad.
"Who's that girl?"
"bro don't even try, she's in the God Squad"
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The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.
'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.
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A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)
"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"
"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"
"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"
"I ate baby Jesus"
Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog
Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.
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Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
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Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
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A person that is the LAMEST lameo in the space time continuum!
ex. Mercedes Carrera God of Lameos
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when someone’s ability so sauce / woo the opposite gender is divine
also can be used when witnessing someone in the act of saucing
Example 1
npc 1: “bro you really pulled that 10/10?”
npc 2: “yea bro”
npc 1: “naw bruh your a sauce god”
Example 2
me: (sees guy making out with girl)
me: “sauce goddd”
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