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The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"
"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"
A special species of human that goes to get the milk
whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk
people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.
dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO
The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.
Good morning Dad
Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now
where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk
The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.
Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.
Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”