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When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.
Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.
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When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use
I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.
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Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
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What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?
LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.
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Ejaculating into someones Nasal Cavity.
Mike: Oh man, Jenny was going down on me last night, and I gave her the Mexican Nasal-Spray.
John: I'm taking it she isn't talking to you anymore?
Mike: Yeah
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a trunk release latch on the inside of the trunk. synonymous with emergency latch and rape escape.
We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.
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When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.
I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.
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