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Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!
A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!
They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder
When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja
I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.
When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.