OH Yeah...............................
Jooooooeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Gekiigann Fureya!!!!!!!!
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The true meaning of ripoff. People saved up $600, waited in line at the stores OVERNIGHT to get this shit, fighting and pushing and shoving and beatin' the crap out of each other...
...only to find out that the Play station 3s were recalled because some didn't work right.
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The act of signing off your work computer at the end of a work day by pressing control+alt+delete
Jesse- it's 4:59pm... Let's get the hell out of here!
Maria- I'm still working in this spreadsheet. Nahhh fuck it, im giving this computer the 3 finger salute.. Time to bounce!
"Still working on this spreadsheet. Nah, fuck it, Ima 3 finger salute this shit!"
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this mornin when i got up i was sportin a tony while i was tryin to take a piss
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Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc
Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.
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the predicted third worldwide war that finally began on December 15, 2018, that was fought mainly between Ariana Grande, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Pete Davidson
"me: *logs into twitter*
twitter: โPETE DAVIDSON IS GONNA KILL HIM SELF OMGโ โNICKI MINAJ IS SO PROBLEMATICโ โDRAKE STARTED ALL OF THISโ
also me:โ๏ธ World War 3"
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