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When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed
Consider myself Lucky me
When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.
"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!
A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.
My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.
Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.
As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.
I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge
Mom: Where are you let me pick you up
Daughter: 123 emergency lane
Mom: Who is following you/endangering you