American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

toxic americanism

to americanize something so much to the point that it is a watered down version of what it was originally.

this is a case of toxic americanism.

American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.

"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"

American embassy

A Hard Rock Café in any country besides the United States

I’m so hungover, but all they have in Rome is pasta and wine. I’m gonna get a burger and a coke over at the American embassy.

American moment

dvine LOUD MOUTH FUCKS NOONE SAYS HE'S GENDER FLUID BUT NOT AND SUCKS LUNACOCKY

A: Oh wow your American moment lol

B: FUCK YOU AMERICAN MOMENT

American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese

1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.