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A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
1. A beautiful frog that is often times explained as fat, or a god of some sort.
2. A frog that Constantsmile the youtuber loves and uses for memes much too often
OMG IS THAT A american pixie frog
An absolute lad, he storms over all mortals and will one day rule us all.
Person 1: Holy shit is that an American Pixie Frog?!
Person 2: It is 😳
When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.