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a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.
the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy
A very rare flu
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners
You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.
John: I can tell...
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When an erection is restricted from achieving the 45 degree upright angle and points south instead.
some bitch at da club wuz backin up on my shit and my belt gave me an upside down boner.
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a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.
Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!
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when you get a boner aND GET SCARED and pee pee everywhere
Shit dude, I was fucking this bitch last night and i got a pee pee boner.
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when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or boner. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a boner.
"damn, your hair boner just hit me in the face."
"is it just me or is your hair boner more voluminous than usual?"
"i like your style. that hair boner is hot."
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Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
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