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Kepping it real while livin' lavishly.
You see that man over there in that white gold helpin the poor, man he is so big tymin.
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A high ticket priced fully loaded foreign sport utility automobile that has a minimum chassis length of 112" with a ground clearance of at least 9" equipped with all wheel drive and terrain adjustable air suspension.
Oh he just purchased the new Range Rover but its not the sport Its a big body(HSE). "Big Body Benz" aka a fully loaded G wagon.
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Make the foreheads fell appreciated,say something nice to the big foreheads you know(can’t say you have a nice forehead and that) it’s on February 6th
person 1 hi big forehead your really kind
big forehead oh well thank you
Big foreheads are really big
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Curious child: "How was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
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Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.
TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
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taking a large chew of tobacco.
After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.
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Something that most men wish they had... but unfortunately do not
... and yes that is why she left you
"I wish I had a Big Dick" "I love a guy with a big dick" "I love a girl with a big dick" "big foot means Big Dick"
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