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Make the foreheads fell appreciated,say something nice to the big foreheads you know(can’t say you have a nice forehead and that) it’s on February 6th
person 1 hi big forehead your really kind
big forehead oh well thank you
Big foreheads are really big
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Curious child: "How was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
Something that most men wish they had... but unfortunately do not
... and yes that is why she left you
"I wish I had a Big Dick" "I love a guy with a big dick" "I love a girl with a big dick" "big foot means Big Dick"
Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.
TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
taking a large chew of tobacco.
After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.
Bless you! Muttered by a homeless person when they sneeze whilst you walk by them.
"Big issue!"
"Aww, bless you! But you're not having a hanky or my hard earned pennies"