The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
The act of a man cumming on a womans sodden vagina.
Source: I just made this up.
Babe i want you to butter my jelly tonight and then we'll sleep in it.
That move was peanut butter bucket
These fries are peanut butter bucket
When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)
Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.
The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.
Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?
Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.
It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first