Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

its called soccer

The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.

ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

the one they call smoke

smoke the yt is a person on the internet that can be seen playing games and communication on discord and other platforms often destined for greatness but haveing the worst of luck and hey you probably even met me
other meanings: is to be super stealthy or be a master of smoke grenades and cover fire a soldier of the smoke nation

have you heard of the one they call smoke?

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely

I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call

Pizza call

When older people put their phones on 'speaker' mode, lay it flat in their palm and walk around like they're talking to a slice of pizza.

Those non digital-native boomers are always walking around making pizza calls. 'Hey grandpa... you can just put that phone to your ear so we don't all have to be involved in your conversation'

calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."