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When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed
Consider myself Lucky me
Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.
As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.
When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.
"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!
A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.
My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.
A car that somewhat resembles the often steroid-filled owner - such as a Mercedes-Benz GLE, BMW X6 or Tesla Model X.
Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.
Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.