Chocolate dipped popsicle

The act of sticking thy penis into said freezer after performing anal intercourse, and having thy partner suck the results thereafter

-"Oh baby, what are you gonna do to me next?".

"Bitch, Im'a give you a chocolate dipped popsicle."

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chocolate gondola ride

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.

Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.

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Chocolate Covered Babies

A Gingers Favorite Sunday Treat. Babies Covered in Chocolate topped with roasted pecans. (usually the eyes are replaced with cherries)

Chris - OmFgZoRz GiNgEr!!!one! U R A Witch!1eleven11

Spence - want some chocolate covered babies?

Chris - FALSE, Your In our Crib Eatin our babies

Eric,Chris,Chris,Billie - ROFLCOPTERS!!!11!

Lady at block Buster - Are you going to rent all those gay cowboy pr0ns?

McKewn - Yes, you take Visa???

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chocolate salty balls

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.

She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls

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German White Chocolate

The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.

Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"

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baby chocolate face

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

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chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

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