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A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him
A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?
A popular level in the game geometry dash that is impossible.
Hey n1ckxd keeps hacking death corridor and icedcave its gonna make a new version and verify it!
"Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
He stared into Val Kimers eyes and had a total death nut.
Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.
"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"
"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."
tricking someone into thinking you have lost a video game by making your screen name dead, or something similar
Gamer 1: Ok so who on team two is dead?
Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)
Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance
*Gamer 2 makes head shot*
Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!
Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death
Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home