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The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport
person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us
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A pimp who hits on women who he will never get any from.
Slick was nothing but a Jive Soul Bro.
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The best motherfucking game ever!Literally heaven in a game.
Hey do you play super smash bros???
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
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When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"
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A phrase popularized by Ronnie from MTV's latest train wreck of a reality show, Jersey Shore.
Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
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The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.
Example1:
Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....
Example2:
Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...
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A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
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