Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

Rap she won't let u hit dude

Commonly said after @Rap, posts about ice spice, on instagram

"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"

hit the dice

What frat Bros say to people in passing

Non-Frat Bro: "What's Up?"t
Frat Bro: Nothing, about to hit the dice"
Non-F rat Bro: Cool....

Hit the apex

Reach peak orgasm.

Man, I really hit the apex last night.

directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

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Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

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