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A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks
Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream
PIG is an acronym meaning "Perpetual Ice Girl." A PIG is a babe who seems to always have a look on her face as if she is pissed-off and usually, when approached, she acts annoyed possibly because of the fact that she knows of her status as a babe. Usually the only chance approaching one of these women with the intent to get in good with her is to try and complain about something whilst in her presence. If she feels like she can help, maybe she will put in her two cents and feel like she has accomplished something. You have established a rapport. She will undoubtedly have "hand" (the upper hand, an idea which may require its own explanation). Only after some time will a person be able to gain hand over a PIG which is the only way to maintain a relationship with respect to these women. In nearly all cases, going to any lengths to acquire a PIG for any purpose (meaningful or purely superficial) is simply not worth the time, effort, mental anguish and eventual unbearable embarrassment.
"Holy shit dude! That babe over there is such a fucking PIG (perpetual ice girl)!" I wouldn't touch that shit with a 30 foot pole.
the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop
Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream
when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*
sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!
Originated from The George Washington University:
To make loud rhythmic clinking noises from above a room, so as to scare people and make them think there is a murderer with an ice picker picking their way through the ceiling.
*clink clink clink* "O NO! It's the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"
"The people upstairs are doing it loudly."
"Shit! It's too rhythmic for fucking, it must be the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"