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Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019


brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019


Brains

Speaking of brains...

Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023


Brain

Yup. Mines the best one.

Hym "Yeah, see? Like a brain. Easy. Easy stuff."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2023


Brain

1. An organ in the head

2. The object that zombies eat

The zombie Ate brians brain

by Naruto365 March 18, 2014


Brain

Pink thought spaghetti in your head that makes people do things and breathe or whatever

Yo mate my brain hurts ouch oof

by someguysname April 6, 2021


Brain

It is basically getting ur dick sucked or deepthroated

My girl gave me some good brain last night

by DaSauceGod October 21, 2018