John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.

"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."

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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

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John Cena

Strong dude

And his name is John Cena

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Steamy John

The act of getting head while taking a shit.

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"

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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

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John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan

Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith

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John Amina

John & Amina haven‘t met each other yet. Even though they find each other very attractive an alluring, they additionally understand and respect each other very much. They know in their hearts that they‘re going to meet each other some day. But until then their souls and … drive are connected and wait for that day. John is that type of man that everybody wants. All the girls are after him and Don John knows that. They all text him, love him and run after him like the obsessed girls in the music video ,,Per Ty“ (Mozzik, Nimo, Dardan). But Amina is nothing like that (yes she is, but pretends not to be lol). And that was it. John knew from the beginning that Amina was something special. They quickly connected and became ummm… friends. Who knows, maybe some day that state of relationship will add a plus (+) at the end? Only fate knows if John & Amina will have a lot of fun and tempting things they can do. But until then, stay tuned to see if this special thing will happen

John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair

John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht

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