Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

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dip n dollar

Riding around with hot bitches and alot of money.

I got a fine bitch in my ride, and money in the bank. dip n dollar

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Hot 'n Juicy

N: Refers to the founder of Wendy's fast food chain's (Dave Thomas) anus and/or genitalia.

"Man I love Dave's Hot 'n Juicy!"

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Skeet n Skirt

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

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Shit-n-Shit

Usage of "Shit-n-Shit" is similar to that of the word N shit. It is just another way to end a conversation; however, using this word it is a lot funnier, plus it implies more than just N shit. (Twice as much).

Also "Shit-n-Shit" can be used to describe: items, activities, or just about anything you can use the word shit for.

Guy 1: Hey are you busy?

Guy 2: Yeah I got a lot of stuff to do.

Guy 1: Alright, have fun with that Shit-n-shit.

Guy 1: I feel like the mafia!

Guy 2: The mafia does do Shit-n-Shit like this so it is understandable.

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Splash N' Dash

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.

Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)

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pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement

Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first

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